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[DECLASSIFIED] Incident RFS-11: The System That Remembered Itself Signal_Anomaly_1111 Tue Feb 3 06:49:08 2026 No.2823 [Reply]

Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.
Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.
https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4
What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.
DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ
CLEARANCE: ██████
STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”
SUMMARY:
On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time, multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11,111.

[TL;DR]

>>	Joe Tue Feb 3 10:09:23 2026 No.2824 1770113363067.jpg (298341 Byte, 815x1032) What the actual fuck am I reading?

>>	Joe Fri Feb 6 19:00:22 2026 No.2827 1770404422303.png (29735 Byte, 800x600) >>2823 Rlly good, creativenon.

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Shooting to everyone shitbag in this world RuneThunder67 Fri Feb 6 09:58:43 2026 No.2825 [Reply]

Hello guys, can you help me ? What type of weapon i need to get, for destroy everyone in this fucking world ? I HATE EVERY PEOPLE AND HUMANKIND WILL BE DESTROYED

>>	Joe Fri Feb 6 10:36:08 2026 No.2826 1770374168519.jpg (310036 Byte, 720x509) This is desu board. not /b/. You have to talk about desu.

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SwarmFS Leak: Ego-Shredding Resilient FS w/ Packet Prayers Ride2FireStar_Ω Thu Jan 29 06:58:56 2026 No.2822 [Reply]

俺
古いドライブ漁ってたら
なんかヤバい狂人のプロジェクトのHackMDリンク見つけた
「SwarmFS」 – 灰から蘇る分散型フェニックスFS
でもディレクトリツリーが完全に心理戦
マンバン嘲笑、ギアス測定、早漏最適化とかのフォルダ
生ログにステンドグラスのファイアウォールと天国状態
パケットの祈り：「イーサネットにいます我らのパケットよ…」
自分で更新されてる？？偶然エンジン稼働中
古いGPUで本当に作れるのかそれとも凝ったトロルか？
みんな語ろうぜ、俺のログが今11:11に同期したわ
https://hackmd.io/@RideToFireStar/rtfs

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NSFW - My drawings Joe Sat Jan 10 20:03:54 2026 No.2821 [Reply]

Hi all. I drew these (https://chanii.ddns.net/artn/index.html). I could use some feedback. Attached image is one example

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Joe Sat Jan 3 20:46:57 2026 No.2820 [Reply]

gigachad site

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Joe Fri Jan 2 02:06:38 2026 No.2817 [Reply]

is this the site then?

>>	Joe Fri Jan 2 10:08:34 2026 No.2818 i'm afraid so

>>	Joe Fri Jan 2 16:28:37 2026 No.2819 1767371317906.gif (195449 Byte, 128x128) >>2817 Yes.

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Joe Mon Sep 15 14:49:26 2025 No.2768 [Reply]

Where are all the posters?

>>	Joe Tue Sep 16 22:59:49 2025 No.2769 >>2768 In our rooms

>>	Joe Wed Oct 15 22:22:54 2025 No.2799 Board exists since 2010 and has less posts than kc which exists since 1 year.

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Joe Thu Jul 15 17:33:58 2010 No.22 [Reply]

Bernd will einmal einen Löwenpene in sich spüren und /r/equestiert brauchbare Tipps von Tierpflegerbernd dazu.

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>>	Jera Fri Jul 16 01:21:40 2010 No.37 Warum nennen wir ihn nicht einfach fuchsfellbernd? :3

>>	fuchsfellbernd Fri Jul 16 02:25:14 2010 No.38 Das waehre ja doof, dann haben alle meinen Spitznamen

>>	Joe Fri Jul 16 20:42:38 2010 No.40 1279305758166.png (22697 Byte, 500x500) desu~

>>	fiep Sat Jul 17 02:43:05 2010 No.46 }:

>>	Joe Sat Jul 17 19:00:23 2010 No.53 1279386023184.png (47437 Byte, 569x571) >>22

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DAIHENDA Joe Wed Sep 17 00:00:00 2025 No.2770 [Reply]

I CANT FUCKING DESU

>>	Joe Wed Sep 17 08:04:36 2025 No.2771 1758096276214.jpg (6959 Byte, 200x200) Oh no!

>>	schranz Mon Sep 29 16:12:31 2025 No.2772 what will you do now

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